Monday, April 20, 2009

Acquiring Intelligence, Obama-Style

Here's how we'll get information out of captured terrorists like Khalid Shaikh Mohammed et al. in the future:

We turn them over to the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. (Naaah, someone will decide that's torture too.)

We never tortured anyone. What is this country coming to?

"Mr. KSM, we'll give you ten minutes to tell us what we want to know."
"And if I don't?"
"Well, um . . . we'll give you longer."


bigbro said...

Maybe we'll use Monty Python's "Comfy Chair."

Anonymous said...

Now that's funny! Have a good trip and hope to hear more about it here.