Sunday, October 12, 2008

My Top Ten New Career Choices In Nevada

Some help for my impending job search, courtesy of my dear friend Vince from his home office in Reisterstown:

10. Blackjack dealer

9. Professional snowboarder

8. Spokesman for the Bunny Ranch

7. Dead guy in CSI: morgue scene

6. Guy with no pants on Reno 911!

5. Flying Predator drones to hunt terrorists

4. Flying Predator drones to give traffic reports

3. Driving clown car in Cirque du Soleil

2. Feeding tigers for Siegfried and Roy

1. Enforcer for "Don" Papa John's pizza deliveries

Thanks, I think!