Friday, September 26, 2008

A Song For Joe Biden

Who doesn't want to impose his Catholicism on others (um, Joe buddy, politics is nothing BUT trying to impose one's ideas and ideals on others!), hence why he supports abortion.

In response, I give the Senator Steve Taylor's song, "It's A Personal Thing," and hope that Biden doesn't plagiarize it. Taylor took the tough road of being a Christian satirist in a realm where satire is rarely understood.

To wit:

The Press Conference

It's a personal thing, and I find it odd
You would question my believing in a personal God
I'm devout, I'm sincere, ask my mother if you doubt it
I'm religious, but I'd rather not get radical about it

The old-time believers had timidity and grace
But this new generation doesn't know its place
You're entitled to believe, but the latest Gallup Poll
Says you mustn't interfere--that's the government's role

'Cause when you throw your hat in the bullring
Before you know know know it's a personal thing
And when he comes to the day of reckoning
He's gonna tell 'em, "uh, uh, uh, it's a personal thing"


The Nomination Speech

It's a personal thing, and I boldly state
That my views on morality will have to wait
'Til my personal life's out of the public eye
And the limitations statue can protect my alibi

I'm devout, I'm sincere, and I'm proud to say
That it's had exactly no effect on who I am today
I believe for the benefit of all mankind
In the total separation of church and mind

'Cause when you throw your hat in the bullring
Before you know know know it's a personal thing
And when he comes to the day of reckoning
He's gonna tell 'em, "uh, uh, uh, it's a personal thing"


The Victory Night

It's a personal thing, and I plainly speak
(From the same code of ethics that I held last week)
As I promised if elected this election day
With the help of God almighty, I'll do it my way

'Cause when you throw your hat in the bullring
Before you know know know it's a personal thing
And when he comes to the day of reckoning
He's gonna say, "Back off, buddy, it's a personal thing"

1 comments:

angie goff said...

Joe Biden doesn't need a song..he needs a history book on past US Presidents and "statements" they've made.